The year is 1970, and America has finally made it onto martian soil. Fieldman and Sudds, two American astronauts, are halfway through their four-year stay on Mars when they are sent two strange packages from home base. Annoyingly-smitten stowaways, exploding murder robots, and a communist-hunting old lady are only the beginning for Fieldman and Sudds as they try their best to enjoy their stay on the Red Planet- and more importantly, stay alive.