Matthew has a date with Tracy, something he’s been looking forward to all week. However, once he is turned away from the female dorms for his after-hours date, Matthew realizes he has no choice but to sneak past the fearsome female R.A. Lex for his night of passion. With the help of his less-than-willing roommate Antonio and the less-than-capable male R.A. Harris, Matthew prepares for war in the name of college love.